Because you hate yourself slightly less than everyone else.
"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
"I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but once I found them, inspiring other girls. It seemed like a no-brainer. Like everyone would be excited to see teenage girls playing rock ‘n’ roll. I guess I was just super naïve — I never anticipated the sort of shit that girls would take.” — Joan Jett being our hero in Paper, March 2010.